4 Kale Salads That Will Have You Thinking, ‘Good Job Good Job You’re Doing It’

Throw preserved lemon, crème fraîche, mayonnaise and vinegar in a food processor then cook some bacon in a large skillet. Add it all together and you’re looking at a healthy version of your favorite sandwich. While gobbling down a classic BLT makes you think, “Shit shit fuck how am I eating this right now I’m so bad,” the Kale BLT has your brain thinking, “Yes yes yes I am doing it all and all my dreams are coming true I am perfect.” Wow, being a person is exhausting!