4 High-Heeled Winter Boots Because Weather Is No Excuse, Honey

Samantha Boot (Burberry, $695)

Wow, these are scary to even look at—scary fashionable, that is! When you’re in these stiletto ankle boots, you’ll barely notice the ice storm caused scattered power outages on your street. As you hobble your way to drinks, you’ll be proud that you’re doing the right thing by being such a trendsetter and not an ugly crone. The news warning you about hazardous walking conditions is not a valid excuse, ya bitch! Work it, honey!