Red Batwing Long Sleeve Loose Knit Oversized Sweater (Shein, $16)
Nothing says “summer” like a literally enormous wool sweater, right? I mean, right? I mean, I look totally normal, right? I’m just always cold, like that’s something about me. I don’t need to cover up because women’s bodies are defined by “problem areas” and mine are my big fat dumb arms.