Oh look, it’s another woman with bangs for Devon – and this one is 5’1”. You always believed your short frame was incidental to Devon’s love and attraction to you, but given all this information, we can’t help but wonder if he is some sort of petite woman fetishist monster. But no, it can’t be. You and Devon were together for three years; what you had was real. Or alternatively, is nothing real? Do you people only see each other through the lens of their own preconceived ideas and desires if at all? Either way, our hats go off to Rose for really clarifying that you are first and foremost a short woman with bangs and glasses. Make no mistake, Vivian has glasses, too. Look again, on top of her head. There it is.