4 Funnel Neck Coats to Make You Feel like a Sneaky Lil’ Vampire

Rib Funnel Neck Coat ($289, Whistles)

Timeless and chic, this coat will endure for seasons to come. And you’re gonna need it, you eternal being! All you need it to endure is drops of blood and the judgment of passersby who have the sneaking suspicion that you may not have a reflection. So fashionable!