4 Fabulous Weddings Dresses That Say, ‘HONK HONK! ME ELEGANT SWAN LADY!!!’

This chic, sophisticated look is perfect for women who have ever fantasized about laying an egg on the floor of their husband-to-be’s non-denominational church. The dress itself cannot guarantee any baby swan gestation. It does, however, guarantee you grabbing a bridesmaid by the shoulders mid-ceremony and saying, “I HAVE BUGS IN MY BEAK RIGHT NOW WANNA SEE???”