4 Dresses To Air Out Your Vagina For The Spring Thaw

Embroidered Dress (H&M, $49.99)

This charming, elegant dress is just short enough to allow your vagina to peak out and say, “Hello, world! The bitch is back!” and also “Hi, flowers!” The woven fabric is soft (which your pussy will also appreciate!) and the embroidered pattern is a nod to growth and renewal in the coming spring months. A perfect dress to reintroduce your lady bits to cool clean air!