4 Dark Lipsticks That’ll Have Your Dad Saying, ‘Are You a Goth?’

Estée Lauder Pure Color Envy Sculpting Lipstick in Insolent Plum (Dermstore, $32)

This creamy formula leaves lips feeling more moisturized. And in this berry color it leaves dads feeling more emboldened to wonder aloud if you’re “joining a band and doing the scream thing.” Don’t worry this lip color looks normal on you and your dad is just lame and old. You look good!