4 Dark Lipsticks That’ll Have Your Dad Saying, ‘Are You a Goth?’

Tom Ford Matte Lip Color in Black Dahlia (Saks Fifth Ave, $55)

This velvet matte finish goes on smooth in a rich maroon shade that will contrast nicely against your skin and inspire your dad to ask if you’re “doing a vampire thing? Are you one of those goth girls? You’re gonna wear all black now?” No, dad! Jeeze. Shut up!