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Style - Mar 10, 2020 By: Allison Kilkenny

Boyfriend Beach Shirt, ASOS, $57

Be effortlessly laid back in this boyfriend beach shirt from ASOS. You’ll be approachable, but not too sexy, which is important for the sea’s sake. This can’t be stressed enough: Do not unleash your boobs. The ocean literally can’t handle it and you don’t want to be swallowed by an engorged wave.

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