4 Beach Cover-Ups to Stop the Sea From Getting Too Horny

This sheer cover-up is a tasteful way to stop the sea from directly seeing your hot bod and getting too horny. Sure, you could just wear a bathing suit, but then you run the risk of giving the ocean blue balls. And that’s not cool. Look, it’s not your fault you’re so hot. And it’s not the sea’s fault it’s so horny. No one is blaming you guys. Good for you and good for the sea! You look great, but the waves shouldn't get too turned on, for everyone's sake.