3 Silk Blouses That Say, ‘Me? I’m Just a Real Adult Lady With Long Fingernails and Everything’

The plunging neckline on this wrap blouse will give the world a glimpse of your feminine decolletage and suggest that there are boobs under there that you’re very happy to have! Of course, this light-colored blouse is dry clean only, but you haven’t spilled food on yourself since infancy and you’re not going to start now, because you’re grown as hell. Pair this top with high-waisted bottoms for a look that says, “I’m as smooth and silky as this blouse, and though my fingernails are long, nothing ever gets underneath them! I’m a lady!”