Sugarlips Off-the-Shoulder Button Front Novelty Shirting Plaid Top, (Dillard’s, $79)
Rock this plaid off-the-shoulder number with a leather mini skirt and some black platform Mary Janes, and you’ll look like the coolest gal on campus! But beware: This outfit will absolutely trigger the feeling your papa got when he dropped you off at your college orientation, and your uncovered shoulders will have him saying, “Really, in spite of it all, I couldn’t have asked for a better daughter.” That’s fatherhood!