3 Loose-Fitting Jeans That Say, ‘I Intend To Go HAM on That Turkey’
Mom Destroyed Jean (BDG, $69)
A vintage high-rise mom jean? Absolutely grateful for these this year! Don’t be afraid to pair these with a long tee so that halfway through your artful devouring of the big dead turkey you can unbutton, unzip and take one thousand more bites! You are the turkey queen, and everyone can fuckin’ shut up while you give yourself a lean meat coma!
