3 Loose-Fitting Jeans That Say, ‘I Intend To Go HAM on That Turkey’
Boyfriend Low-Ripped Jeans (H&M, $24.99)
A 5-pocket low-rise jean that have wide legs? That turkey better prepare itself! Throw these on even though your mother will inevitably say “those aren’t nice enough for tonight”. Fuck you, mom! Don’t get distracted by social norms and general politeness, you’re headed to this dinner for one reason and one reason only: to murder the fucking giant bird doused in gravy! Pass the fucking potatoes to this bitch in loose denim!
