10 High Fashion Models Who Are Actually Elves

1. Claudia Schiffer

Magician David Copperfield was the first to suspect that Claudia Schiffer contained some sort of elfin blood, which is why he married her. He planned to lock her away in his room of Magical Creatures. Fortunately, the crafty elfin queen Claudia was aware of his plan and called off the engagement, only after freeing several of Copperfield’s Griffins, Kappas, and Ligers.

 — Défilé Channel printemps/été 2010 prêt-à-porter au Grand Palais (Avenue du Général Eisenhower - Paris 75008) Karl Lagerfeld a fait fort, en transformant le Grand Palais en étable géante. Des People en pagaille emmenés par Lily Allen (ambassadrice de la ligne Coco Cocoon) suivi de Bernadette Chirac, Claudia Schiffer, Rihanna, Virginie Ledoyen, Anna Wintour, Sean Lennon et Charlotte Kemp Muhl, Marie-Josée Croze, Prince accompagné de sa fiancée, et Irina Lazareanu, l'ex de Pete Doherty.