10 Cartoon Animals We’d Like To Fuck

9. Spoink (Pokemon)

The ultimate in sexual escapism—who hasn’t imagined allowing the 719 different species of Pokemon to penetrate you as deep as their pocket monster genitalia will allow? But how to choose with so many different options? The choice was clear in this case: Spoink! The options are endless. What position would you choose? Is the “spoink” an elaborate part of its genitalia? What gender is it? Does this make you a little gay? No matter what the answer, you know he is going to provide you with pleasure beyond the scope of human understanding. Spoink—we choose you! Whichever animated animal you yearn to bang, remember—you can’t get pregnant from cartoons, especially cartoon fantasies!