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Boa Constrictor Alert! Bra Slowly Squeezing the Life Out of Woman

How to Stop People Pleasing Unless Someone Seems Like They Want You to Start Again

Nice! This Woman Paid for Dinner so It’ll Feel Like She’s Earning Money When People Pay Her Back

Parents’ Understanding of Gender Identity Based Entirely on Hair Length

Pathetic Loser Searching for Self in Acquaintance’s End of Summer Photo Dump

Woman Unsure of Best Time to Actually Wear Robe

Nice! Woman’s Knee Pain Now Seems Better in Comparison to Her Worsening Back Pain

Trans Joy Put on Hold in Order to Fill Out All This Goddamn Paperwork

Medical Examiner Declares Woman’s Death All in Her Head

I LIVED IT: I Suggested This Meeting Could Have Been an Email but Then I Had to Read an Email

Eighth Grade Teacher

Nice! Woman Works With Kids Because Adults Can’t Stand Her

Inspiring! This Woman Irish-Exited a One-on-One Hang

Wow! God Created Grand Canyon by Picking at Tiny Hill That Would Have Gone Away on Its Own

Aww! All This Woman’s Favorite Foods and Activities Are Carcinogenic

Study Finds Missing Sock Will Only Appear Once Matching Sock Has Been Executed

RFK Jr. Announces Coughing Up Bunch of Blood Into a Handkerchief Totally Normal

How to Describe Where You See Yourself in Five Years Without Using the Word ‘Horizontal’

President Trump Announces Plan to Start Killing Teachers in Space Again

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