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Trans Joy Put on Hold in Order to Fill Out All This Goddamn Paperwork

Medical Examiner Declares Woman’s Death All in Her Head

I LIVED IT: I Suggested This Meeting Could Have Been an Email but Then I Had to Read an Email

Eighth Grade Teacher

Nice! Woman Works With Kids Because Adults Can’t Stand Her

Inspiring! This Woman Irish-Exited a One-on-One Hang

Wow! God Created Grand Canyon by Picking at Tiny Hill That Would Have Gone Away on Its Own

Aww! All This Woman’s Favorite Foods and Activities Are Carcinogenic

Study Finds Missing Sock Will Only Appear Once Matching Sock Has Been Executed

RFK Jr. Announces Coughing Up Bunch of Blood Into a Handkerchief Totally Normal

How to Describe Where You See Yourself in Five Years Without Using the Word ‘Horizontal’

President Trump Announces Plan to Start Killing Teachers in Space Again

Grieving Nation Still in Denial Phase That President Still With Us

REPORT: Woman Buying At-Home Gel Manicure Kit Again

Why I Got My Left Ear Tipped so Everyone Would Know I Have an IUD

WTF? High School Boyfriend Now a 40-year-old Man

70% Off Sale Still Too Expensive

Fuck! Introvert Is Enjoying Silent Treatment

Rude! Thrift Store Knows Exactly How Much All Their Clothes Are Worth

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