Author Archives for Zola Ray

This Woman Would Have a Balanced Diet if She Didn’t Have to Wash Produce

‘I Love Short Kings,’ Says Woman Talking About Men Two Inches Taller Than Her

Woke! This Concerned Citizen on Nextdoor Clarified That This Is Not About Race

I LIVED IT: I Can’t Go to Bed Because My Lava Lamp Finally Started Doing Its Thing

Wow! Friend Who ‘Always Got a Weird Vibe From That Guy’ Didn’t Tell You Until After He Smelled Your Hair

Doctors Hate Her! This Woman Advocates For Herself at the Doctor

REPORT: The Old Lady Sitting Next to You on the Train Sees the Erotic Scene You’re Reading

How to Stop Looking For Flaws in Your Selfies and Start Looking For Medical Issues Instead

How to Love Yourself Even Though You Always Look Too Late to See the Cows on a Road Trip

Why I Stopped Cyberbullying and Started Scrolling Through the Comments to See if Anyone Else Said What I Was Thinking

‘This Is Where the Magic Happens,’ Says Woman in Bedroom Where She Has Intrusive Thoughts That Keep Her Up All Night

‘I Won’t Bother You Anymore,’ Says Man Who Plans to Message You Every Time You Post Something

‘Next Month Will Be Really Busy,’ Says Woman Who Has Three Things Scheduled That Month

How to Be Happy About a Negative STI Test Without Perpetuating the Stigma