Author Archives for Zofia Ferki

How Are You - Reductress

Woman’s Intuition Telling Her Restaurant Bathroom Probably Somewhere Over in That Direction

Astrology Win: This Woman’s Mosquito Bites Form a Constellation

Woman Too Deep Into Recounting Personal Anecdote to Turn Back Now

New Parents Arguing Over Whose Turn It Is to Go Check on the Demonic Voice on The Baby Monitor

Woman on the Greatest Adventure of Her Life Can’t Wait to Get Back to the Hotel

These Scientists Genetically Engineered a Girthy Banana Perfect for Erotic Eating

Study Finds Paleo Diet Inaccurate as Early Humans Followed the South Beach Diet

Walk of Shame Now Roll of Shame Thanks to Heelys

QUIZ: Did You Remember to Lock the Door?

QUIZ: What If You Let the Cat Hop in the Bath Just This Once?

NSFW: This Woman Just Spatchcocked a Turkey

How I Embraced My Toxic Femininity by Hanging a Pair of Labia from the Back of My Pickup Truck

Toy Story 5? This Woman’s Strap-On Came to Life While She Was at Work