Author Archives for Tom Smyth

Racehorse Pissing Like Woman Who Drank 42-Ounce Diet Coke

Actor Makes Jump to Directing by Putting on Baseball Cap

BREAKING: Look at What The Dog Is Doing [UPDATE: Ah, Nevermind He Stopped]

How to Tell When Your Minion Is Ripe

Style Icon! Mom Wearing Little Hand Brace

This Woman Got Bangs So That We’d Know This Is a Flashback

Oh! This Sex Playlist is All ‘Brave’ by Sara Bareilles

Oh No! This Woman Ordered a Dozen At-Home Tests But They’re All SATs

Wow! This Tortoise Is 150 Years Old, But His Girlfriend Is 28

This Woman Died Doing What She Loved, Getting Hit by Buses

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Woman More Embarrassed by X-Ray Showing Nipple Piercings Than the Penny She Swallowed

This Woman Can Identify the Tractors in Her Captcha Because She Stuck with Jessica Simpson Through Her Country Era

This Woman Isn’t Productive, but Her Coughs Are

5 Sara Bareilles Songs That Will Make You Feel Like You’re Waiting for the CVS Employee to Come Unlock the Deodorant

The Cast of Friends Just Reunited to Fulfill a Blood Oath They Took to Kill Marcel the Monkey

Dog’s Dry-Ass Tongue Doesn’t Fit in Its Mouth

Woman Ignores To-Do List to Cast a Hypothetical ‘Wicked’ Movie Instead

Five Gorgeous Engagement Rings That Are Almost as Expensive as One Container of Cashews