Author Archives for Tom Smyth

Man Shocked at How Often He Has to Clean Toilet Bowl Despite Constantly Pissing and Shitting in It

Mom Needs Your Flight Information so if Plane Goes Down She Can Come Fix It

Woman Without Bookmark Forced to Finish Book in One Sitting

Wow! The Only Question This Man Asked His Date Was ‘How About You?’

U.S. Voters Exploring Idea of Just Hiring TaskRabbit for Presidency

Parents Nervous About Daughter Selling Lamp on Craigslist Would Be Horrified to Learn How She Meets Sexual Partners

Unionizing Reality Stars Didn’t Come to This Negotiation to Make Friends

FDA Warns of Potentially Deadly Dangers of Diet Coke

Wedding Officiant Instructs Anyone With Objection to Pull Him Aside Later to Gossip

Routine School Fire Drills Impart Lifelong Lesson That Blaring Siren Probably Nothing

Racehorse Pissing Like Woman Who Drank 42-Ounce Diet Coke

Actor Makes Jump to Directing by Putting on Baseball Cap

BREAKING: Look at What The Dog Is Doing [UPDATE: Ah, Nevermind He Stopped]

How to Tell When Your Minion Is Ripe

Style Icon! Mom Wearing Little Hand Brace

This Woman Got Bangs So That We’d Know This Is a Flashback

Oh! This Sex Playlist is All ‘Brave’ by Sara Bareilles

Oh No! This Woman Ordered a Dozen At-Home Tests But They’re All SATs

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