Author Archives for Tom Smyth

QUIZ: Do You Have an iPhone Charger? Ah No, I Need the Other One

Woman Cuts Off Friend for Having Too Many Birthdays

Woman Falsely Tells Waiter She Has Dined at Restaurant Before to Avoid Hazing

Dead Grandmother Would Have Hated Tattoo in Her Memory

Mom Randomly Under the Impression You Still Go to Church

Mom Doesn’t Think That’s Funny

Bird Gets Off on Being Watched

Weather Finally Nice Enough to Consider Idea of Going for Walk

Woman Gets Out of Jury Duty by Being Defendant

Mom Explains Store’s Return Policy in Depth to Daughter Opening Gift

‘I Finally Finished My Christmas Shopping,’ Says Woman Whose Packages Will All Arrive December 28th

REPORT: Grinch’s Pubes Shockingly Super Normal

Koi Fish Feel Like They Always Have to Be ‘On’

Man Shocked at How Often He Has to Clean Toilet Bowl Despite Constantly Pissing and Shitting in It

Mom Needs Your Flight Information so if Plane Goes Down She Can Come Fix It

Woman Without Bookmark Forced to Finish Book in One Sitting

Wow! The Only Question This Man Asked His Date Was ‘How About You?’

U.S. Voters Exploring Idea of Just Hiring TaskRabbit for Presidency

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