Author Archives for Steph Westendorf

Guilt-Free Dessert? This Cake Has No Remorse

What Your Plants’ Body Language Says About How Dead They Are

Totes That Say, ‘I’m Only Getting This Much at the Grocery Store’

Influencer? This Woman Hit the Car in Front of Her and Now All the Other Cars Are Doing It Too

woman staring off into space

Overachiever! This Woman Third and Fourth Guesses Herself Too

Millennial Finally Financially Stable Enough to Start Thinking About Having Plants

Nation Prepares to Celebrate Its Independence From Democracy

‘Time Is Money,’ Says Woman Who Has Neither

Minimalist? This Woman Only Has a Few Dollars in Her Bank Account

Runner’s High? Yeah She Is

Solidarity! Woman Celebrates the Eclipse by Blacking Out

Mom Jeans? This Woman’s Jeans Keep Asking Her for Grandkids

Don’t Worry! Landlord Will Fix That as Soon as You Move Out

How to Beat Sunday Scaries by Not Going to Work Till Wednesday

Good for Her! Flower Getting Eaten Out by Bee

How to Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth Without Making Your Bitchy Tooth Jealous

How to Say a Proper Goodbye to Your Elf on the Shelf With One Last Handjob

Passive Aggressive? Santa’s Leaving This Woman a Vacuum