Author Archives for Sarah Hutto

How to Enjoy Your Favorite Shows for the First Time Again by Getting Old and Forgetting What Happened

Both Sisters Under Delusion They Are ‘The Nice One’

This Woman Knows the Right Way to Raise Kids Even Though Hers No Longer Speak to Her

Parks Department Tells Women to Stop Asking Bears to Walk Them to Their Car

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Cat Up for Adoption at Shelter Bonded to Other, Less Impressive Cat

Woman Testing Out Energizing New Drug Called ‘Not Smoking Weed Every Day’

Man Looking at Woman’s Instagram Stories Without Texting Her Back Unaware He Is Actually the One Being Stalked

Run Downgraded to Sitting on Bench to Look at Sticks

Woman Only Feeds Her Cat Three Times a Day Because She Is Mean

I Don’t Wear Lipstick to Please Men. I Wear It Because It Reminds Me of My Dog’s Penis

This Man Believes in a Government So Small It Can Fit Right Into an Ovary

Dad Upset Because He Saw Picture of a Little Boy with Long Hair

‘Never Wash Your Face With Soap,’ Says Woman Whose Face Happens to Be Conveniently Cum-Free

Nice! Exhausted Woman Perked Up by Panic Attack

How to Save Money on a Fly Swatter by Using Your Hand and Then Eating Them

Did He Not Call Because He’s Busy or Because He Googled You?

How to Take a Two-Week Break From Weed for One Day

Running Shorts Come with Built-In Panty for Your Tiny Workout Dumps

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