Author Archives for Sarah Harsh

4 Euphemisms for Lexapro to Use When Grandma Asks What You’re Grateful For

Woman Lighting Fall Candles Even Though It’s 85 Degrees Outside

REPORT: Nation Going to Hear About Travis Kelce’s Dick Whether It Likes It or Not

Kinky Autumn Leaf Loves Getting Stepped On

4 p.m. Diet Coke Threatens to Disrupt Carefully Calibrated Balance of Stimulants and Depressants

Aw! Boyfriend Starts Vaping Indoors to Acclimate You to Declining Air Quality Outside

Meal Prep Queen! Woman Already Knows What She’s Going to Order at Restaurant Next Week

How to Celebrate Grilling Season by Being Hot on the Outside and Raw on the Inside

Prayers of Millions Powerless to Protect Pope Against 17 Minutes With J.D. Vance

Jerk Chicken? This Chicken’s a Real Asshole

Relatable! Economy Is Crashing Out

Yikes! Restaurant Serving Biblically Accurate Angel Hair Pasta

Woman Treats Herself to Ceremonial-Grade Cocaine

Nice! This Woman Met Her Younger Self for Coffee and They Hooked Up

Brave! This Woman Saw Babygirl Even Though She’s Lactose Intolerant

The Gender Spectrum Collection

So Awkward! Dealer Makes You Have a Whole Conversation First

How to Navigate the Airport With the Confidence of the Kid From Love Actually

Uh Oh! Elf on a Shelf Found Sex Toy Drawer