Author Archives for Rachel Hein

Why I Stopped Waiting for an Apology and Just Fucked His Dad

Nice! Old Credit Card Debt Paid Off With New Sexier Credit Card

Woman’s Decision to Attend Sporting Event Based on How Bad She Wants a Hot Dog

Therapist Can’t Believe You Keep Listening to Her Instead of Just Seeking Vengeance

Life Coach’s Life Not Relevant to Profession

Attention-Seeking Behavior? This Couple Threw Elaborate Party to Celebrate Their Love

Child Who Just Learned Air Quotes Suddenly Total Bitch