Author Archives for Rachel Hein

Mom Masks Psychological Warfare With ‘Just Curious’

Laundry Very Easy for Man Who Owns Three Shirts

Lovers Who Met Offline Under Investigation for How That Even Works

Oh No! Person You Know Better in Group of Three Is Going to the Bathroom

‘Wow, I Didn’t Even Recognize You!’ Comments New Enemy on Photo of You

Fall Candle Claims to Smell Like a Tender Distant Memory With Notes of Pain

Man Looking for His Better Half Also Unwilling to Work on First Half

New Billionaire Already Feeling Pressure to Defy Earth’s Gravitational Pull

Summer Europe Trip Thwarted by Love of Air Conditioning

Woman Waking Up From 20 Minute Nap Unsure of Her Place in Time and Space

Father Who Kept Daughter Away From Boys Her Entire Life Can’t Believe She’s Still Not Married

What the Fuck? This Woman’s Friend Has Other Friends

Woman Buying All New Skincare Products Can’t Wait for All New Skin Problems

Woman Doesn’t Care About Her Birthday Until Her Birthday

Scientists Trace the Formation of All Female Friendships to a Single Public Restroom

Woman Graciously Stops Talking About Herself to Ask Friends What They Think About Her

Aw! This Woman Haunts Her Ex By Remaining Pen Pals With His Mom