Author Archives for Patrick Coyne

Woman with Huge Tits Counting Down Days to Next Renaissance Faire

Whoa! The Cushion You Humped in Fifth Grade Just Sent a Friend Request

Just One of the Guys: This Woman Is a Piece of Shit

‘I Must Have ADHD,’ Thinks Woman Struggling to Stare at Excel Spreadsheets for Eight Hours

Jealous! These Cicadas Only Have to Leave Their House Once Every 17 Years

Stop Faking Your Orgasms and Start Faking His

How to Use a Garden Hose Without Pretending You Have a Long, Green Dick