Author Archives for Molly Devane

How to Fight so Productively With Your Partner That You Strengthen the Economy

The Best Nut Mylks for Your Stupyd Lyttle Lyfe

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Here’s How the Cupid Shuffle Brought Me to the Left, to the Left, to the Left, to the Left

Here’s How to Vote So Early That You Erase the Past

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Do You Know the Muffin Man? Is He Single?

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Great Saxophone Solos That Will Make You Feel Like a Cat Wearing Sunglasses

Prenatal Vitamins So Your Baby Comes Out With One Knee Bent a Little, Perfect for Photos

How to Win at Quiplash by Only Writing ‘Jennifer Anustown’

How This Mom Went From ‘It’s Just The Flu’ to Opening the Mailbox With a Stick

Braless Tits Wander Torso Searching For Comfort, Answers

Here’s Why I Use My Boyfriend’s Arm Veins As Water Slides