Author Archives for Miriam Jayaratna

Nation With Increasingly Limited Access to Birth Control Thanks Man for Pulling Out

Friend You Never See Devastated to Learn You Might Move to a Different City

Former President Has Been Indicted More Times Than He’s Had Consensual Sex

Woman Wraps Self in Shiny Foil Blanket After Finishing Masturbation Marathon

Woman Nostalgically Caressing Warm Spot on Bed That Used to be Her Sleeping Body

How to Reverse Cowgirl, Skip His Turn, Then Finish Him Off With a Wild Card-Draw 4 Combo

Move Over, Thinx: This Woman Is Wearing Maroon-Colored Pants

Blow His Mind by Swallowing His Dick and Then Pulling a String of Infinite Dicks out of Your Mouth

Ambulance Chaser? Woman’s Reply to Viral Tweet Going Semi-Viral

Wow! Woman Texted STOP and Successfully Opted out of Receiving Messages From Her Mother

Why I Asked Him to Call Me ‘Cousin’ in Bed

SCOTUS Allows Praying for a Miscarriage From the 50-yard Line

Handjob Techniques Inspired by Your Sixth Grade Devil Sticks Routine

Use Highlighter on Your Entire Face to Help People Remember the Whole Thing

How to Make Him Cum So Quickly the Victory Song From the NYT Mini-Crossword Plays

Suck it, Miss Trunchbull: This Woman Ate an Entire Chocolate Cake and Felt Amazing Afterwards

Make the Most of Your Therapy Session by Reading All Your Text Exchanges Out Loud