Author Archives for Meredith Dietz

Confused Hair Stylist Asks for Photo Reference of a Stylist Cutting Hair

‘I Always Thought He Was Ugly,’ Says Friend Not Waiting for the Breakup

Adding Exclamation Point to Password Brings Much-Needed Levity to Dead Dog’s Name

Server Leaves Note on Napkin Confirming You’re Her Favorite Customer

‘I Love All My Children Equally,’ Says Least Favorite Parent

Woman Refuses to Throw Out Old Makeup Just in Case She Needs Eye Infection One Day

‘Girls Are Just More Dramatic,’ Says Dad Who Sneezes Like That

Here’s How Many Kegels It Took for My Pelvis to Achieve Sodastream Functionality

Dad White-Knuckles Small Talk Waiting for It to Organically Turn to Civil War Trivia

Underwear Honorably Discharged

Diva Cup Introduces Diva Chalice for Only the Most Worthy of Periods

Customer Gives Small, Satisfied Nod Upon Seeing Barista’s Interpretation of ‘Just a Little’ Milk

‘What’s The Name Of That Guy, The One From That Thing?’ Mom Asks About Your Father

How to Stop Saying ‘Does That Make Sense’ After Speaking in Wingdings

Valentine’s Day Shown to Increase Risk of Taste Testing Marinara Sauce Off Oversized Wooden Spoon

YouTube Algorithm Under Impression That Workout Video More Than One-time Thing

The Gender Spectrum Collection

Too Tired to Pee, Too Full of Piss to Sleep

Man Trusts No One Except Everyone on Reddit