Author Archives for Meredith Dietz

How Are You - Reductress

How to Stop Obsessing Over That Weird Bad Thing You Said and Focus on All the Weird Bad Things You’re Going to Say

Flirting Tips That Are All Using Too Much Hand Sanitizer And Asking Your Crush if They Want Some of Your Extra Goop

‘Wow, We Have So Much Sexual Tension,’ Says Pervert Describing Regular Tension

Success! Majority of Woman’s Email Just an Apology for the Delay

Trash in Trash Can, Recycling in Recycling Bin, Cardboard in Fucked Up Cardboard Spot

True Crime Obsessed? This Woman Went on a Walk

‘This Is My Hyperfixation,’ Says Friend Describing Pretty Standard Hobby

Couple in Honeymoon Phase Grows Weak From Constantly Carrying Each Other Through Doorways Like That

How I Queered My Workout by Not Doing Any of the Moves Right

Confused Hair Stylist Asks for Photo Reference of a Stylist Cutting Hair

‘I Always Thought He Was Ugly,’ Says Friend Not Waiting for the Breakup

Adding Exclamation Point to Password Brings Much-Needed Levity to Dead Dog’s Name

Server Leaves Note on Napkin Confirming You’re Her Favorite Customer

‘I Love All My Children Equally,’ Says Least Favorite Parent

Woman Refuses to Throw Out Old Makeup Just in Case She Needs Eye Infection One Day

‘Girls Are Just More Dramatic,’ Says Dad Who Sneezes Like That

Here’s How Many Kegels It Took for My Pelvis to Achieve Sodastream Functionality

Dad White-Knuckles Small Talk Waiting for It to Organically Turn to Civil War Trivia

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