Author Archives for MJ Elliott

‘I Really Need to Start Making Money,’ Says American Woman With Full-Time Job

Study Finds Some Women Are 35

Woman Starting Sad Song Over to Cry Better

Aw! This 101-Year-Old Woman’s Secret to a Long Life Is Fucking Your Mom

Aw! This Woman Could Finally Afford a Place of Her Own by Committing a Crime in Norway

BREAKING: Girl You Met on Cruise 10 Years Ago Just Followed You on Threads

Slay! Earth Only Getting Hotter

REPORT: Millennials Getting Worried Their Debt Might Not Be Safe in Nation’s Banks

Aww! Childfree Woman Co-Sleeps With Her Unfolded Laundry

Tarot Cards - Reductress

Uh Oh! Psychic Made Weird Face

Woman Looks Cool at Red Light Just in Case She’s Perceived

Crime Skyrockets as Government Invents New Crimes

Conservatives Blame Mainstream Media for Always Making This About ‘The Murder of Children’

BREAKING: Man Makes Midlife Crisis Everybody’s Problem

Book on Nightstand Enters Coaster Era

Politicians Beg Kanye West to Stop Reminding Everyone Stadiums Can House People

Oh No! My Barista Thinks I’m Straight, Even Though I Am