Author Archives for Max Barth

Breakthrough? Woman Finally Asks Therapist Where Couch Is From

Conservative Dad Pretty Sure Everyone About to Be Murdered Always

Uh Oh! Hand Sanitizer Dispenser Empty so Now You Have to Convince Yourself Your Hands Are Fine Actually

Aww! These Twins Married Twins! And They Live Next Door to Each Other! And They All Fuck

How to Get Him So Hard You Can Use His Dick as a Sun Dial

Uh-Oh! Doctor Won’t Treat Hemorrhoid Unless You Spell It on First Try

Budget Queen? This Woman Used A Teeth Whitening Strip On Her Asshole

Guy Walking Dog Without Leash Irresistible Beacon of Self-Assured Masculinity

Dyson Releases Tiny Vacuum Just for Eating Croissants

Cute! Queen Elizabeth’s Corgis Prepare to Be Buried Alive With Her

Hybrid Work? This Woman’s Job Is Both Shitty and Low-Paying

Muppets Formally Apologize for Taking Manhattan

Meal Prep? This Woman Ordered a Pizza Before She Was Even Hungry

‘I Contain Multitudes,’ Says Woman Who Contains Mostly Shredded Cheese

Woman Reaches Age Where She Has to Close Her Eyes to Answer Any Question