Author Archives for Malia Simon

Classic Books You Have to Read Before You Die, or Else God Will Assign Them to You in Heaven

Woman Waiting on Better Year in Life to Take Personality Test

How to Be an Active Listener by Nodding Your Head Like Yeah, Moving Your Hips Like Yeah

Woman Getting Pumped to Rap Song as if She Isn’t the Broke Bitch They’re Talking About

Are You Mad When You’re on Your Period Or Not Nearly Mad Enough When You’re Off It?

Overnight Oats Recipe Forgetting That Tomorrow Isn’t Promised

Minute-Long Plank Really Putting the Thirty Years War Into Perspective

4 Bodysuits Perfect for Breaking Your Habit of Urinating