Author Archives for Madeline Goetz

Uh Oh! Living Vicariously Through Friend’s Budding Romance Not Fun Anymore

Sweaty Woman Walking Into Office Turns Into Solid Block of Ice

Cool! 5’8” Boyfriend Doubles as Bag Charm

Relatable! Dog Rewarded With Treat for Simply Going Outside

How to Relax Even Though You Used to Be the Kid Who Power-Walked Their Tube Through the Lazy River

STEM in Woman? This Woman Swallowed the Cherry Stem She Was Trying to Knot

I LIVED IT: I Didn’t Know My Pants Showed Moisture Like That

Smart! Woman Uses Entire Box of Bandaids on Feet Before Putting on Flats

QUIZ: Is He Getting Hotter With Age or Are You Just Also Getting Older?

Woman With No Immediate Access to a Pool Owns 150 Swimsuits

Wow! Well-Intentioned Man Still Wrong

Nice! Woman Makes $200 Instantly by Returning $200 Worth of Purchases

Luxury Mattress Doing Nothing to Improve Sleep of Woman Contorting Body Around 3 Large Dogs

Depraved? Friend Orders Lunch at Brunch

Yeah, for Sure! Woman the Victim in Every Single One of Her Friendship Breakups

Recession Indicator? This Woman Is Eating Food She Doesn’t Like That Much

Trump Administration Offers Participation Ribbons to Couples Doing It Raw

Jury Duty? Friends in Argument Both Asking for Your Opinion About It

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