Author Archives for Madeline Goetz

Rude! Thrift Store Knows Exactly How Much All Their Clothes Are Worth

Winner! Woman Washed Her Hands Longer Than the Person Next to Her

Friend Wants You to Come Over to Watch Season 5 Episode 11 of Show You’ve Never Seen Before

I LIVED IT: I Only Got Out What I Put In

Ugh! Mom’s Closet Has Old Clothes but Not Vintage Clothes

Nice Try! Boyfriend Made You Coffee But Used the Wrong Mug

Man Thinks Sweat-Wicking Polo Passes for Black Tie

Nice! White Shirt Comes With Salsa Stain Already on It

‘I’m Fully Crashing Out,’ Says Woman Experiencing Mild Anxiety

Red Light Therapy? This Woman Ran a Red Light Just to Feel Something

Woman’s Tote Bag Weighs 750 Pounds

Nice! Woman’s Wedding Photo Dump Does Not Include Single Shot of Groom

Why I’m Picking a Fight With Someone Who Already Agrees With Me on 99% of Issues

Weaponized Incompetence? Boyfriend Not Professional Photographer

Saint? Man Being Nice to Someone He Doesn’t Find Attractive

Woman Plays Reality TV While She Sleeps to Improve Her Arguing Skills

Aesop’s Fable? This Aesop Bottle Is Filled With Generic Hand Soap

Woman Loves Having Figurines Until It’s Time to Dust

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