Author Archives for Madeline Goetz

I LIVED IT: I Was Late to a Meeting and My Boss Made Me Run Laps

Woman’s Tiny Little Treat $85

Shit! Pay Later Is Now

Pathetic Loser Searching for Self in Acquaintance’s End of Summer Photo Dump

Wow! God Created Grand Canyon by Picking at Tiny Hill That Would Have Gone Away on Its Own

RFK Jr. Announces Coughing Up Bunch of Blood Into a Handkerchief Totally Normal

WTF? High School Boyfriend Now a 40-year-old Man

70% Off Sale Still Too Expensive

Rude! Thrift Store Knows Exactly How Much All Their Clothes Are Worth

Winner! Woman Washed Her Hands Longer Than the Person Next to Her

Friend Wants You to Come Over to Watch Season 5 Episode 11 of Show You’ve Never Seen Before

I LIVED IT: I Only Got Out What I Put In

Ugh! Mom’s Closet Has Old Clothes but Not Vintage Clothes

Nice Try! Boyfriend Made You Coffee But Used the Wrong Mug

Man Thinks Sweat-Wicking Polo Passes for Black Tie

Nice! White Shirt Comes With Salsa Stain Already on It

‘I’m Fully Crashing Out,’ Says Woman Experiencing Mild Anxiety

Red Light Therapy? This Woman Ran a Red Light Just to Feel Something

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