Author Archives for Madeline Goetz

Woman Who Likes to Sit and Stare Into Space Rebrands as a Birder

Woman Who Normally Shops Online Abandons Full Cart in Store

Woman Sends Friend Obligatory ‘Sorry!’ Text After Hanging Out

Wow! Mysterious Woman Just Super Unreliable Friend

How to Have a Ménage à Trois by Spending Decades Mastering a Professional Sport

Woman With Airpods Doesn’t Remember What World Actually Sounds Like

Every Square Inch of Woman’s Home Has Tiny Little Dish

Bar Supports the Sober Community by Offering $16 Non-Alcoholic Drinks

Jealous? This Dog Gets to Be Sedated While Having His Teeth Cleaned

How to Get His Attention by Wearing All of Your Youth Sports Medals

Lucky Girl Syndrome? This Woman Cry Cry Cries in Her Lonely Heart

4 Goldendoodles You Could Probably Bum a Prozac Off

Woman Tears Up Hardwood Floors to Find Gorgeous Carpet Underneath

Woman Eats Warheads Just to Feel Something