Author Archives for Lisa Zheutlin

REPORT: Toes Always Cold

Woman Who Has Never Been Married or Cheated On Feeling Seen by New Lily Allen Album

How to Enjoy Fall by Pretending Winter Doesn’t Come After

Fall Foliage! Woman’s Bush Turning Red

Woman Taking Advantage of Fall by Staying Inside All Day

Woman Saving Takeout Containers to Pass Down to Her Unborn Children

Woman Taking Break From Screen-Induced Dopamine to Focus on Drugs

Woman Does One Hour of Yoga to Make Up for 23 Hours of Hunching

Woman Unable to Be Normal Until She Gets the Food Out of Her Back Teeth

grandma eating cake old woman

Aw! Grandma Has No Idea How Much Her Clothes Are Worth on Depop

Ugh! Friend Interrupting Your Phone Time With Thoughtful Question

Embarrassing! Gap Between Two Texts Shows Friend Was Clearly Overthinking

Wow! This Woman Exfoliated So Hard She Hit Bone

woman at dentist

Dentist Can Tell Last Time You Gave a Blowjob Just From Vibes

I LIVED IT: I Looked at My Legs in Shorts

Woman Can’t Wait to Cozy Up by the Fire and Read Her Favorite Phone

‘It’s Just Allergies,’ Says Woman Crying Indoors

Woman Spends Bath Trying Not to Pee