Author Archives for Lauren Grimaldi

Woman’s Wildest Dreams Still Financially Realistic

Hybrid Work Model Perfect for Woman Who Only Has Two Outfits

‘I Bet He Doesn’t Even Read,’ Says Woman Who Also Doesn’t Read

Woman Buys 72-Pack of Gel Pens Despite Not Having Written Anything Down Since 2011

Woman Completely Loses Track of Plot After Introduction of Third Character

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Wow! This Woman Thinks About Celebrity Divorces More Than Her Own

‘I’m Great at Handling Conflict,’ Says Woman Who Goes Through Painstaking Efforts to Avoid It

REPORT: 95 Percent of Book Forewords Contain Entirely Unnoticed Confessions to Crimes

Double Standard? This Woman Quit Her Job and No One Thanked Her for Saving the Country

Nice! Woman’s Bank Account Under the Impression She Goes to the Gym

Aww! This Woman’s Dream Job Is Whatever’s Hiring

Family Drama? This Woman Is Estranged From Olive Garden

Woman Worries She Can’t Handle the Pressure of Her Mid-Level Marketing Job

Thrifting? This Woman Wore an Outfit That’s Been in Her Closet for a Year

Sad! Mom Doesn’t Realize Songs She Grew Up With Were Originally Sung by the Glee Cast

Score! Woman’s Shitty Outfit Accidentally in Style

Embarrassing! This Woman Accidentally Dropped Her Phone on Her Face and Swallowed It Whole

‘In This Book I’m Reading,’ Says Woman Referring to Book That’s Been in Her Bag for Three Months