Author Archives for Kinsey Jasnoch

‘I Love Scary Movies!’ Says Woman Who Just Likes the Part of Jennifer’s Body Where They Kiss

‘I Should Write a Novel,’ Says Woman Who Has Not Read a Novel Since Middle School

‘Slay,’ Woman Mutters Absently to Dog Taking a Shit

Diversity Win! England Has a Boy Queen Now

Why I’m Embracing the Body Positivity Movement and the Body Negativity Movement and Turning Myself Into a Human Battery

Wow! This Woman Is Crying Because Today’s Her Birthday And Because Tomorrow Won’t Be Her Birthday Anymore

Self-care Queen! This Woman Fell Asleep at the Wheel

How to Do a Smokey Eye Look So Dark It Reads on a Scantron Machine

Jesus Take the Wheel? Jesus is Grating My Parmigiano Reggiano

‘I’m in My Graham Crackers Era,’ Says Woman Experiencing Nine Different Nutrient Deficiencies

I Pass the Bechdel Test Everyday If You Don’t Count Bigfoot as a Man