Author Archives for Khaleel Rahman

Nice! Woman Distracting Herself From Collapse of the Republic by Getting Into Pottery

Woman Rushes Leaking Takeout Bag Into Home Like Paramedic Trying to Save Patient That’s Bleeding Out

I LIVED IT: I Sat Next to the Door at a Restaurant When It Was Cold

Supporting Live Theater? Woman Watches Couple Fight in Public

Why I’m Selling My Eggs to Be Able to Afford Eggs

How to Reduce Screen Time by Losing Your Phone

Wow! Salmon Migrated Across the Atlantic for a Booty Call

Woman at Bar Flirts by Tying Mozzarella Stick Into Knot With Tongue

White Woman Feels Like There No Presidential Candidates Speaking to Conspiracy Theories She Values

Woman Comforted Knowing Others Throughout History Have Experienced Pain of Takeout Order Mix-up

Woman Being Swarmed by Flies Must Be Big Celebrity in Bug World

Kamala Harris Affirms Commitment to Saying ‘Ceasefire’

New HIPAA Law Allows Doctors to Share Patient Info On Instagram Close Friends

How to Tell if Someone Is Mad at You by Deciding They Are

Wow! This Woman Pays Zero for Rent

Nice! Wedding Has QR Code Guests Can Use to Anonymously Object

How to Level Up Your Mocktail Game by Adding Booze

Woman to Freeze Husband Until She’s Ready to Have Kids