Author Archives for Kevin Burke

Woman Wakes Up to Cat Prematurely Eating Her Body

Woman’s Hair Still a Little Wet From Shower Last Week

Mutant Mole Man on Outskirts of Society Thinks You’re a 4

Woman With Common Cold Going to Take It Easy for Next Few Months

Injured Woman Screams in Agony When Someone Says They Called an Ambulance

Woman Misses Window for Spring Cleaning, Will Try Again Next Year

Woman Uses Her One Day Off to Successfully Fuck Up Her Entire Sleep Schedule

Confident Woman Writes ‘The Normal Amount’ Under Expected Salary on Job Application

Prepared Woman Has Sunscreen in Three Different States of Matter

Woman Can’t Start the Day Without Her Cup of ADHD Medication

Grandma’s Vintage Jewelry Box Mostly Being Used for Weed Now

Woman on Horse Achieves Her Most Powerful State of Being

Person on LinkedIn Wondering if You Could Fix Their Whole Life for Them

University Working Hard to Ensure Columbia Will Never Be Known as a Safety School

‘You Know Who You Look Like?’ Says Soon-to-Be Enemy

Embarrassing! Woman Thinks Her Dreams Will Come True With a Little Hard Work

Woman Knows She Could Just Fuck Up a Spelling Bee Right Now

Kim Kardashian Releases Diss Swimwear Collection in Response to Taylor Swift’s New Song

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