Author Archives for Kevin Burke

Woman Voting for Unknown Candidate in Local Election Taking Leap of Faith That They Not Nazi

Lazy Piece of Shit? This Woman Is Waiting Until Election Day to Vote in Election

Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend? This Woman Loves Her Grandmother

One of the Good Ones! This Man Only Hates Women a Little Bit

Wedding Speech Will Get Around to Bride and Groom Eventually

Government Left Unprepared for Monthly Once-in-a-Generation Hurricane

Woman Waiting to Pay Parking Tickets Just in Case Government Forgets About Them

Man Fails Written Portion of First Date

‘I Love This Song,’ Says Person About to Get 100% of Words Wrong

Dog Worried That Owner Isn’t Being Social Enough With Other Owners at Dog Park

Man Who Used Exclamation Point in Email Worried He Coming Across Too Kind and Cooperative

Cautious Woman Writes ‘But Not Yet’ After Checking Organ Donor Box

Cute Old Couple Actually on First Date and It Not Going Well

Woman Brings Long List of Ailments to Doctor Like Child Visiting Santa

Second Coming of Christ Pushed Back to Avoid Clashing With ‘Shrek 5’ Release

Woman Makes Sure to Have Balanced Breakfast of Three Advil Every Morning

Modern Day Atlas? This Woman Is Carrying Around the Weight of These Big Chunky Earrings

Woman Needs to Be Alone in a Treehouse for a While

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