Author Archives for Kevin Burke

I LIVED IT: I Went Down in History for Having a Shiny Nose

REPORT: Holidays Only Magical if Your Family Can Cook

Santa Will Give Anything Except His Elves a Living Wage

Owner Who Doesn’t Let Dog Sit on Couch Missing the Point of Dog

‘Why Is There So Much Evil in the World,’ Says Person After One Car Honked at Them

Wow! Man Refusing to Replace Toothbrush Until It’s Balder Than Him

Joe Biden Promises Nation to Give Hunter Good Spanking When He Gets Home

I LIVED IT: My Family Asked Me What I’m Thankful For

How to Run the Turkey Trot So Slow That You Never Have to Go Back to Your Family

Impossible! This Person Was Normal About Their Birthday

Donald Trump Nominates Movies as Secretary of Education

Donald Trump Nominates Plastic Six-Pack Rings as Head of the EPA

Donald Trump Commemorates Election Win With Celebratory Sexual Assault

Nation Rejects Far-Left Position of ‘Woman’

Woman Waiting Until Election to Decide if She Going to Thanksgiving This Year

Woman Voting for Unknown Candidate in Local Election Taking Leap of Faith That They Not Nazi

Lazy Piece of Shit? This Woman Is Waiting Until Election Day to Vote in Election

Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend? This Woman Loves Her Grandmother

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