Author Archives for Kevin Burke

Dog Worried That Owner Isn’t Being Social Enough With Other Owners at Dog Park

Man Who Used Exclamation Point in Email Worried He Coming Across Too Kind and Cooperative

Cautious Woman Writes ‘But Not Yet’ After Checking Organ Donor Box

Cute Old Couple Actually on First Date and It Not Going Well

Woman Brings Long List of Ailments to Doctor Like Child Visiting Santa

Second Coming of Christ Pushed Back to Avoid Clashing With ‘Shrek 5’ Release

Woman Makes Sure to Have Balanced Breakfast of Three Advil Every Morning

Modern Day Atlas? This Woman Is Carrying Around the Weight of These Big Chunky Earrings

Woman Needs to Be Alone in a Treehouse for a While

Woman Wakes Up to Cat Prematurely Eating Her Body

Woman’s Hair Still a Little Wet From Shower Last Week

Mutant Mole Man on Outskirts of Society Thinks You’re a 4

Woman With Common Cold Going to Take It Easy for Next Few Months

Injured Woman Screams in Agony When Someone Says They Called an Ambulance

Woman Misses Window for Spring Cleaning, Will Try Again Next Year

Woman Uses Her One Day Off to Successfully Fuck Up Her Entire Sleep Schedule

Confident Woman Writes ‘The Normal Amount’ Under Expected Salary on Job Application

Prepared Woman Has Sunscreen in Three Different States of Matter