Author Archives for Kevin Burke

Woman Hoping Mother Doesn’t Cry When She Sees New Tattoo’s Shoddy Craftsmanship

Struggling Pirate Forced to Live Buried Treasure Chest to Buried Treasure Chest

How to Handle the Fact That a Dog Is About to Jump All Over You

I LIVED IT: We Split the Bill and It Was Still Too Much

Taylor Swift Announces Release of ‘Good Version’ of New Album

Plant Dad? Living Thing Growing in Back of Man’s Fridge

REPORT: Fan in Woman’s Apartment Never Turned Off

I LIVED IT: I Stepped Out of My Comfort Zone and Everyone Noticed

Folksy Story About How Grandparents Met Conveniently Leaving Out Age Difference

New Shoes Aren’t Cute Enough to Be Hurting This Much

I LIVED IT: Neck Hole Too Small

Materialistic Wench? Woman Needed New Shirt so She Bought New Shirt

Can-Do Attitude Not Enough for Piss-Poor Execution

Woman Who Waited Too Long to Do Laundry Forced to Wear Tux to Laundromat

Woman Unsure of Best Time to Actually Wear Robe

President Trump Announces Plan to Start Killing Teachers in Space Again

Cat Bonded to Only Other Cat They Know

Woman Who Brought Date Home Completely Forgot to Clean Affirmations Off Bathroom Mirror

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