Author Archives for Kevin Burke

Joe Biden Promises Nation to Give Hunter Good Spanking When He Gets Home

I LIVED IT: My Family Asked Me What I’m Thankful For

How to Run the Turkey Trot So Slow That You Never Have to Go Back to Your Family

Impossible! This Person Was Normal About Their Birthday

Donald Trump Nominates Movies as Secretary of Education

Donald Trump Nominates Plastic Six-Pack Rings as Head of the EPA

Donald Trump Commemorates Election Win With Celebratory Sexual Assault

Nation Rejects Far-Left Position of ‘Woman’

Woman Waiting Until Election to Decide if She Going to Thanksgiving This Year

Woman Voting for Unknown Candidate in Local Election Taking Leap of Faith That They Not Nazi

Lazy Piece of Shit? This Woman Is Waiting Until Election Day to Vote in Election

Enemy of My Enemy Is My Friend? This Woman Loves Her Grandmother

One of the Good Ones! This Man Only Hates Women a Little Bit

Wedding Speech Will Get Around to Bride and Groom Eventually

Government Left Unprepared for Monthly Once-in-a-Generation Hurricane

Woman Waiting to Pay Parking Tickets Just in Case Government Forgets About Them

Man Fails Written Portion of First Date

‘I Love This Song,’ Says Person About to Get 100% of Words Wrong

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