Author Archives for Kevin Burke

Oh No! Friend Said Something Dumb but Not in a Fun Way

Tall Stack of Clothes Reaches Skyscraper Status

Woman Hesitant to Decorate Apartment if She Just Going to Move Out in Eight Years

Poodle Has Clearly Gotten Work Done

‘I’m Sorry for the Way I Treated You,’ Says Mom in Noticeably Unrealistic Dream

How to Say Yes to More Things but Just Not Right Now

Tenant Would Rather Live Without Heat Than Have to Interact With Landlord

Woman Just Wants Partner Who Accepts Her for Who She Thinks She Is

Sword Swallower Can’t Look at Friend or Else She’ll Laugh

Horse Pairs New Horseshoes With Stylish Horse Jeans, Horse Top

Boyfriend Has Something Special Planned for Week or Two After Valentine’s Day

Cat Who Once Lived on Streets Now Has House Inside Their House

Cool! Man Trying to Hit on You Has the Opposite of a Way With Words

Flirty Barista Still Trying to Figure Out How to Write Phone Number in Cold Foam

Woman Hoping Mother Doesn’t Cry When She Sees New Tattoo’s Shoddy Craftsmanship

Struggling Pirate Forced to Live Buried Treasure Chest to Buried Treasure Chest

How to Handle the Fact That a Dog Is About to Jump All Over You

I LIVED IT: We Split the Bill and It Was Still Too Much

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