Author Archives for Katie Means

Cool! Woman Befriended Her Local Crows and Now They Have Her Spare Keys

Woman’s Hangover So Debilitating She Can’t Even Enjoy Her Phone

I LIVED IT: My Spin Instructor Called Me Out for Going Easy but I Was Trying My Best

Aww! Unskilled Friend Tried to Bake You a Cake

Woman Feral at Sight of $32 Trinket Dish

REPORT: Friend Has Been Talking About Hike Longer Than She Was on It

Group Trip Just Opportunity to See Who Can Poop the Stealthiest

Child Innocently Awaiting Answer to Psychologically Devastating Question

REPORT: Cigarette Smoked Abroad Totally Doesn’t Count

How to Dull the Sunday Scaries by Quaking in Fear Every Day

This Woman’s Will to Live Is Based Solely on a Cat That Hates Her

5 Fall Outfits That You’ll Wear All in One Day Because the Weather Is So Fucking Weird

How I Stopped Living for Online Validation and Started Living For In-Person Validation