Author Archives for Jessica Lillian

Malpractice? Therapist Not Available on Thanksgiving

Hostile Workplace? My Cat Joined the Meeting and No One Said Hi

Health Queen! Woman Pops Extra Multivitamin After Dinner of Leftover Halloween Candy

Double Cleanse? Woman Cries Before Removing Her Makeup

Stolen Valor? Woman Signs Card Even Though She Didn’t Contribute to Gift

Woman Afraid to Commit to Big Piece of Art Hangs 27 Ugly Little Ones Instead

Innovative! Shower With Broken Drain Doubles as Little Wading Pool

REPORT: Therapist Late Because She Has to Psych Herself Up to See You

Finance Queen! This Woman Is Still Deep in Debt But Has Labeled File Folders Now

Transparency! Swimsuit Company’s Size Chart Just Giant Question Mark

Relatable! Wifi ‘Unable to Find Connection’

Newest Tote Bag Crowned Holder of All Other Tote Bags

I LIVED IT: I Applied Sunscreen to My Back and Now My Arm Is Stuck There

Woman Enters ‘Are My Elementary School Teachers Dead by Now?’ Stage of Insomnia

How to Get Free Abstract Tattoos by Just Letting Your Cat Scratch You

Woman Shocked to Realize She’ll Be Late Again Despite Adding Whole Two-Minute Buffer

Why I Stopped Doing Laundry and Just Hired a TV Crew to Put Censor Bars on Me