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Author Archives for Jessica Lillian
Double Cleanse? Woman Cries Before Removing Her Makeup
Stolen Valor? Woman Signs Card Even Though She Didn’t Contribute to Gift
Woman Afraid to Commit to Big Piece of Art Hangs 27 Ugly Little Ones Instead
Innovative! Shower With Broken Drain Doubles as Little Wading Pool
REPORT: Therapist Late Because She Has to Psych Herself Up to See You
Finance Queen! This Woman Is Still Deep in Debt But Has Labeled File Folders Now
Transparency! Swimsuit Company’s Size Chart Just Giant Question Mark
Relatable! Wifi ‘Unable to Find Connection’
Newest Tote Bag Crowned Holder of All Other Tote Bags
I LIVED IT: I Applied Sunscreen to My Back and Now My Arm Is Stuck There
Woman Enters ‘Are My Elementary School Teachers Dead by Now?’ Stage of Insomnia
How to Get Free Abstract Tattoos by Just Letting Your Cat Scratch You
Woman Shocked to Realize She’ll Be Late Again Despite Adding Whole Two-Minute Buffer
Why I Stopped Doing Laundry and Just Hired a TV Crew to Put Censor Bars on Me
Friend Who Booked Airbnb Group Reservation Becoming Too Powerful
Entire Therapy Session Spent Silently Debating Whether to Compliment Therapist’s New Haircut
Woman Downloading New Dating App Excited for Same Batch of Men in Slightly Different Format
Why I Stopped Exfoliating My Feet and Started Hardening Them Into Weapons
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