Author Archives for Isabella Reish

Every Pedestrian Idiot When Woman Driving, Every Driver Maniac When Woman Walking

Reverse Hallmark Movie? Woman’s Home Town Visit Reaffirms How Much She Loves Career and Big City

Woman Forced to Live With the Consequences of Her Own Grocery Shopping

‘Natural Aging Is Beautiful,’ Says Woman Who Can’t Afford Facelift

Young Woman Distances Self From Close Friends to Avoid Future Bridesmaid Responsibilities

Coping Mechanism a Lot Worse Than Thing Being Coped With

Woman’s Soothing Hobbies All Just Tasks She Would Be Forced to Do in 1800s

Woman Halfway Through Crochet Blanket Deciding to Pivot to Small, Misshapen Square

REPORT: Boss a Little Too Young to Not Understand Technology

Entire Sense of Self Worth Defined by Number of Jeopardy Questions Answered Correctly

Woman Downplays High School Coolness to Convince Self She Didn’t Peak

Woman Spends Night Out Making Yearning, Tension-Filled Eye Contact With Friend’s Vape

beer-reductress

Woman Getting Into Beer in a ‘Cheapest Drink on the Menu’ Sort of Way

Woman Gleefully Letting Every Life Problem Become January Thing

White Christmas! This Woman’s Dandruff Is Everywhere

Woman Stressed Out by Job Looking Forward to Being Stressed Out by Family

Woman’s Situationship Blissfully Unaware of Cruel, Hyperspecific Nickname Her Friends Use for Him

Latte Used as Excuse for Woman’s Secret, Shameful Desire to Drink Glass of Milk