Author Archives for Hannah Benson

‘This Can’t Possibly Be Happening,’ Says Woman Who Just Woke Up

5 Healthy Ways to Deal With a Loud Chewer That Still Won’t Feel as Good as Killing Them

Self-Control? Woman Didn’t Mention Divorce Rate Even Once at Friend’s Engagement Party

Spare Toothbrush Actually The Cat’s but the Guy You Just Hooked up With Doesn’t Need to Know That

‘You Have to Get Under Someone to Get Over Someone,’ Says Friend Who Wants to Play Leap Frog

QUIZ: Is It a Grocery List or a Bunch of Baby Names on a Post-It?

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Celebrate the Graduates in Your Life by Not Telling Them What Happens Next

Get His Attention by Throwing a Stainless Steel Water Bottle Down a Flight of Stairs

Concept Bar? Woman Drinks Bottle of Orange Wine in Bed

‘Learn From My Experience,’ Says Friend Who Hasn’t Even Learned From Their Experience

I LIVED IT: I Sucked Hugh Grant Oompa Loompa’s Dick

How to Wear a Shawl and Not Look Out on the Horizon With Murder in Your Heart and a Glass of Wine in Your Hand

How to Enjoy Labor Day Even Though You Work That Day Which Makes It Pointless

Sydney Sweeney? This Woman Knows What Coolant Is

5 Red Lipsticks That Say ‘I Just Ate Heat Miser’s Ass’

Friend Who Studied Abroad in Italy Still Won’t Stop Talking About How She Exposed a Pop Star for Lip-Syncing

Embrace the New ‘Balletcore’ Trend By Screaming At Your Mom in a Parking Lot

Get It, Girl! Woman Holds Her Boobs As She Chases Her Dreams